A husband found himself in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife angrily told him, “Tomorrow there better be something for me in the driveway that goes from zero to 200 in five seconds flat.”
The next morning, the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Visiting hours for the husband at the hospital are limited due to the extent of the injuries.
Real Housewife of Richmond, VA 