Moving – Good Homes Needed

It seems we live in a ‘disposable’ world. Use once and throw it away is the marketing pitch for many products.

We don’t believe pets should be part of that world. Remember, that little cute and cuddly kitten will live up to 20 years. Depending on breed that puppy will be part of you family for 15 years. Pets are a LIFE LONG commitment.
This was supposedly an actual want ad placed in a newspaper – obviously a spoof on ads
seeking new homes for “favorite” pets.
Please help! We’re in the process of moving. We must immediately get rid of our two children now because there won’t be any room in our new place. Since we’re leaving on Monday, we MUST place the children in new homes by this weekend!! They are described as follows:

 

One male, white, blonde hair, blue eyes, 10 years old. Excellent disposition. He doesn’t bite. Name is John. Temperament tested. Current on all shots. Tonsils removed already and very healthy condition! John eats everything, is very clean, house trained and gets along well with other children. Does not run with scissors and with a little time and training, he will do well in a new home.
One female, white, brown curly hair, green eyes, 11 years old. Can be surly at times. Non-biter, TV watcher. Her name is Mary. Temperament tested but needs a little attitude adjusting occasionally. She is current on all shots and is very healthy and happy (mostly). Gets along well with boys but does not like to share toys. She is house trained and would do best in a one-child household.
We really LOVE our children and want to do what is best for them. Ours is a UNIQUE situation and we have a real emergency here! They MUST be placed by Sunday night at the latest.

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