I Got Into A Fight Today

I rear-ended a car
this morning.

So there we are
alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car. . .

As it turns
out,  he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my
car, looks up at me and says, ‘I AM NOT HAPPY!’

So, I look down at
him and say, ‘Well, then which one are you?’

. . . and that’s when the fight started . .

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