Cowboy Boots

A woman went into a bar in Texas and saw a cowboy
with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest feet she’d ever seen.
The woman asked the cowboy if it’s true what they
say about men with big feet. The cowboy grinned and said, “Sure is, little lady!
Why don’t you come on out to the bunk house and let me prove it to you!”

The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she
spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
Blushing, he said, “Well, thank ya Ma’am. I’m real flattered. Ain’t nobody ever
paid me fer mah services before.

The woman replied, “Don’t be flattered. Take the
money and buy yourself some boots that fit.”

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