If ever there was a good reason for the US to enact censorship rights of what people name their children like they do in New Zealand!
Once upon a time there lived a sweet little girl whose name is (phonetically spelled here for demonstration purposes) Ah-show-lay. Sounds almost like Ashley, just with an “O” sound in between the first and last syllable. Different, but acceptable. Right?
Yes, you read that correctly. As-sho-le. Nuff said!!
To her parents I present:
I wish this was a joke, but unfortunately, it is not. She actually lives here. And I thought my parents were screwed up!