Addition is a Son of a Bitch

Johnny was doing his math homework & saying:


“2+5, the son of a bitch is 7”


“3+6, the son of a bitch is 9…”


His Mom : What are you doing?


Johnny : I’m doing math homework.


Mom : This is how your teacher taught you?


Johnny : Yes


Infuriated, Mom asked the teacher the next day –


‘What are you teaching my son in math?’



Teacher : Right now, we are learning addition.


Mom : Your teaching them to say 2+2, the Son of a bitch is 4?


Teacher after laughing : What I taught them was, 2+2, The Sum of Which is 4

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