Puns for Educated Minds

 

The fattest knight at King
Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because
it was a weapon of math disruption.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be
stationery.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
Blownapart.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: ‘Keep off the
Grass.’
The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small
medium at large.
In a democracy it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism it’s your
count that votes.
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and
says ‘Dam!’
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in
the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your
kayak and heat it too.
Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, ‘I’ve lost my electron.’ The
other says ‘Are you sure?’ The first replies, ‘Yes, I’m positive.’
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root
canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope
that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did

 

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