You know you’re from the North if …

You’ve watched the movie “Deliverance” and you’re afraid to go on a camping trip. Ever.

You think Heinz Ketchup is SPICY!

For breakfast you’d rather have potatoes than grits.

You can name at least 4 hockey teams.

You’ve never eaten Okra.

You wonder why people in restaurants don’t talk as loud as you do.

You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun & knife show.

You don’t have any problems pronouncing “Worcestershire sauce” correctly.

You’ve never had grain alcohol.

You are familiar with all the rules to Lacrosse.

You have no idea what a polecat is.

You don’t see anything wrong with putting a sweater on a poodle.

You’ve never had bangs.

You’d rather vacation at Martha’s Vineyard than Six Flags.

You don’t have at least one can of WD-40 somewhere around the house.

You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get his own TV fishing show.

You refer to two or more people as “you guys” instead of “y’all”.

You think more money should go to important scientific research at your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach.

You prefer a bagel over a donut.

You don’t know anyone who goes by both their first and middle names.

You get freaked out when strangers in public talk to you.

You don’t know what a Piggly-Wiggly is.

You think NASCAR stands for the North American Society for…(something)

You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.

You use the horn in your car more than once or twice a year.

Everything you know about the Civil War you learned watching TV.

You don’t “reckon.”

You’re not “fixin” to do anything.