Christmas music that should be banned

sign: no christmas for you!

 

“Since WDOK in Ohio decided to pull “Baby it’s Cold Outside” from its playlist because someone was offended, I feel that these other holiday songs must also be removed as they are offensive as well. Do so immediately.

1. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus: subjecting minors to softcore porn

2. The Christmas Song: Open fire? Pollution. Folks dressed up like Eskimos? Cultural appropriation

3. Holly Jolly Christmas: Kiss her once for me? Unwanted advances

4. White Christmas? Racist

5. Santa Claus is Coming to Town: Sees you when you’re sleeping? Knows when you’re awake? Peeping Tom stalker

6. Most Wonderful Time of the Year: Everyone telling you be of good cheer? Forced to hide depression

7. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Bullying

8. It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas: Forced gender-specific gifts: dolls for Janice and Jen and boots and pistols (GUNS!) for Barney and Ben

9. Santa Baby: Gold digger, blackmail

10. Frosty the Snowman: Sexist; not a snow woman

11. Do You Hear What I Hear: blatant disregard for the hearing impaired

12. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas: Make the yuletide GAY? Wow, just wow

13. Jingle Bell Rock: Giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet: animal abuse

14. Mistletoe and Holly: Overeating, folks stealing a kiss or two? How did this song ever see the light of day?

15. Winter Wonderland: Parson Brown demanding they get married…forced partnership”

It’s Peep-tacular!

There are so many great examples of creative peep usage, I compiled a few of my favorites:

Vincent Van Peep

Peep Show

Lot’s more after the jump…

Fluff Factory

Artist Studio

Jersey Peepe
Alien Peeps

Peep Sushimi
Simpson Peeps
Supreme Court Peeps

Apollo Peeps
The Village Peeples

Wizard of Peeps

Equal Rights for Peeps

TSA Peep-down
Bacon Peeps

Happy 15th Anniversary

You’re everything I wanted and hoped you would be
You’re the very best thing that’s ever happened to me
Because of you I know who I am
I know where I’m going
I sure it was meant for me to love you
and just as sure it was meant for you too
My greatest wish is always be together
To find each other all over again
and know this is forever
So thank you for choosing me to share you’re life
and even more for being you’re wife